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Two?blondes?were?talking?about

Two?blondes?were?talking?about?their?boyfriends.?Suddenly?one?of
them?see?her?boyfriend?in?a?bouquet?shop?and?screams?"oh?no?my
boyfriend?is?again?buying?flowers?for?me"The?second?blonde?says"?so
what"s?the?problem?"The?first?one?says"?every?time?my?boy?friend
buys?sum?thing?4?me?and?then?he?expects?me?to?give?sumthing?bak?nd
I?don"t?like?the?next?3?days?to?be?laid?on?my?bak?with?my?legs?up
in?air"The?second?blonde?says"don"t?u?have?a?vase!!!"?
 

Height?of?lazyness-a?naked?wom

Height?of?lazyness-a?naked?woman?lying?under?a?banana?tree?waiting
4?the banaana?2?fall?at?the?right?place.
 

Meaning?of?WIFE?&?HUSBAND..?Wo

Meaning?of?WIFE?&?HUSBAND..?Wonderful?Item?For?Entertainment?.....
handsome?Useful?Smart?But?At?Night?Dangerous
 

Ladki?ki?t-shirt?pe?bani?billi

Ladki?ki?t-shirt?pe?bani?billi?ko?ladka?ghoorne?laga?.
Ladki?:?kabhi?billi?nahi?dekhi?kya??
Ladka?:?billi?to?dekhi?par?billi?ko?DOOODH?ki?rakhwali?karte?pehli
baar?dekha?hai?
 

Diffirance between aurat & mard phychology

Diffirance between aurat & mard phychology ?

Aurat chahti hai ki uski sari ichha 1 aadmi puri kare, aur mard
chahta hai ki uski 1 ichha sari aauraten puri kare
 

Ravan?was?sent?to?court?&?was?

Ravan?was?sent?to?court?&?was?asked?to?keep?a?hand?on?Geeta.
He?refused?saying:?Sita?par?hath?rakh?kar?itni?musibat?aayi!?Ab
Geeta?pe?haath?nahin?rakhunga
 

Reverse?dynamics:?When?a?man?b

Reverse?dynamics:?When?a?man?becomes?rich?he?becomes?naughty?&?when
a?woman?becomes?naughty....?she?becomes?rich.
 

An?old?rich?man?marries?a?youn

An?old?rich?man?marries?a?young?gal.?Interviewer?asks?the?girl:
Apne?inmein?shaadi?ke?liye?kya?dekha? Girl:?Ek?to?inki?income?aur
doosre?inke?din?kum.
 

1 khusray nay sex power capsol kha liya. under

1 khusray nay sex power capsol kha liya.
under say awaz ai?
hum mazarat khwan hain app main matlooba sahulat mayasar nahi.
 

Pathan Captured a girl, Gave her a dice n

Pathan Captured a girl,

Gave her a dice n said:

If u get 1,2,3,4 or 5 i"ll kiss U.

girl: ager 6 aya tuo?

Pathan: Ludo nahi khela kia? dubara bari aayege :p
 

Three boys are playing outside just after dark, when

Three boys are playing outside just after dark, when one of them
noticed a light on in a window.
Billy says to Johnnie and Joey: "Let"s take a peek!"
They look in the window and see a pretty woman undressing.
Suddenly, Johnnie runs away and the other boys can"t find him.
The next day, Billy and Joey see Johnnie and ask: "Why"d you run
away, you some kind of faggot or something?"
Johnnie replies: "No, my mother told me that if I ever do anything
naughty, say anything naughty or even LOOK at anything naughty, God
would turn me into stone. Well, when I looked in that window, some
part of my body start turning to stone (started to get hard), so I ran away!"
 

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while
searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he
approaches you.

He asks if you"re afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had
more experience, but it"s the first time his finger has found the
right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he"s gentle
like he promised he"d be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he"s
done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room
for an ease entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but
he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as
possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue
give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight
trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks
you if it"s too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you
shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out
with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he
pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks
at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have
been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time
to have a tooth pulled.

Naughty, Naughty!

Excuse me, What were you thinkin"?
 

In?a?crowed?bus?lady?turns?&?s

In?a?crowed?bus?lady?turns?&?said??Bhai?saab?aap?aacha?nahi?kar?rahe?ho.,
Man?replied:?itni?bheed?mai?isse?acha?nahi?kar?sakta.........??????
 

A Chinese man files for divorce

A Chinese man files for divorce
Judge: What"s the reason?
Chinese: Me no come, she no come, baby come, how come
Judge: May be side income
 

_Original?Massage?in?your?life

_Original?Massage?in?your?life_?problem?may?come?from?haward?2000?or
haward?5000,?but?u?must?take?it?as?a?royal?challange,otherwise?people
will?call?u?old?monk,&stick?a?black?label?on?u?but?u?must?fight?like
NEPOLEAN,live?like?bagpiper,walk?like?jonnywalker?work?till?8pm,think
like?director?special?then?ur?life?will?be?imperial?blue,if?u?do?all
the?things?u"ll?be?aristocrate?&there?will?be?good?value?of?ur?Signature?-_
 

Kick?the?football?get?the?goal

Kick?the?football?get?the?goal?punch?the?BOOBS?fuck?the?Hole?kiss?her
LIP?prick?her?HIP?Over?the?bed?make?herlay?let?us?celebrae?Penish?Day
forward?to?all?boys.....?
 

Teacher: Who is Sania Mirza? Student: Tennis

Teacher: Who is Sania Mirza?
Student: Tennis player.
Teacher: Good! Who is Mallika Sherawat?
Student: Penis Player!!
 

What?is?the?definition?of?a?dh

What?is?the?definition?of?a?dhobi?
He"s?the?only?man?who?can?legally?say?to?a?married?woman,"Kapre?nikal
ke?rakhna,main?aata?hoon."
 

Height?of?Torture:?A?string?ti

Height?of?Torture:?A?string?tied?to?ur?penis?tat?is?connected?2?the?trigger
of?a?gun?pointing?at?ur?head?n?tanushree?dutta?nude?in?front?of?u
 

New Budget, all Bra will be taxed according to

New Budget, all Bra will be
taxed according to sizes.
40-42: Burden tax,
38-40: Wealth tax,
34-36: Entertainment tax,
32-34: Excitment tax,
28-30: Development.
 

Why is Delhi called male city (mahanagar)and

Why is Delhi called male city
(mahanagar)and Mumbai called
female city (mahanagri)?

Because Delhi has QUTB MINAR
and Mumbai has Gate Way Of India
 

A?guy?n?a?gal?have?a?Sex?poem?

A?guy?n?a?gal?have?a?Sex?poem?competition.
Guy:?Two?times?two?is?four.?Four?plus?five?is?nine,?I?can?put?mine
in?yours?but?u?cant?put?urs?in?mine.
Gal:?Two?times?two?is?four.?Four?plus?five?is?nine,?I?know?the?length
of?yours?but?you"ll?never?know?the?depth?of?mine?!!
 
 
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