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If 2x2x2= 8 & 4x4x4=

If
2x2x2= 8


&


4x4x4= 64


than

13x13x13=?



socho socho



nahi maloom?


yaar


it mean



tera tera tera = suroooor
 

A couple had a fight one night Going to bed

A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night Father of none.
 

Boy went to meet his GF. When he came back at

Boy went to meet his GF.
When he came back at home,Mom asked: Kahan gaye they?
Boy:Nazia ko milne.
Mom kis liye??
Boye: Haan bahut KISS Lye.
 

A?man?married?a?traffic?inspec

A?man?married?a?traffic?inspector
Friend:?Howz?your?1st?night?
Man:?She?charged?me?Rs200?for?overspeeding?n?Rs500?for?wrong?side?entry
&?50?for?no?helmet!
 

----What is the difference b/w secretary & private

----What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans:
secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & private secretary says ITS
MORNING SIR
 

Sardar key promotion ho gayi exective se manager wo

sardar key promotion ho gayi exective se manager wo ghar gaya
b.v ko new style main bataya "tu aj raat manager naal soye gi"
b.v behosh
 

Pregnancy test for Bengalis: Insert fish and wait

Pregnancy test for Bengalis: Insert fish and wait for 30 sec.
Remove fish. If it is half eaten there is a
little Bengali on the way.
 

If u don"t smOke, don"t drink, don"t

If u don"t smOke, don"t drink, don"t have girl friend,
don"t fuck, don"t play cards, then visit our website:
Paida_kyun_hua_chutia.com
 

Taxi driver 2 a woman: u r the thir pregnent woman i

Taxi driver 2 a woman: u r the thir pregnent woman i m
taking 2 d airport 2day.

Woman: bt i m not pregnent.

Driver: we have not reached the airport yet.. ;)
 

Which is the most confusing Day in

Which is the most confusing Day in America?











"FATHER"s DAY"
 

A survey was conducted in Pakistan and the topic was

A survey was conducted in Pakistan and the topic was
" how many people want to meet Rehman Baba?"

Result:
5% said Yes
0 % said no
and remain 95% people said
aray bhai sapnay mat dikhao! hamari aisi qismat kahan???
 

I love you Everyday I like you

I love you Everyday

I like you Everyday

I miss you Everyday

I want you Everyday

I need you Everyday


Kyon kay




Everyday ke baghair tea ka maza adhoora
 

"Election 2008" Free tips! *Fit antiyan

"Election 2008" Free tips! *Fit antiyan chahiyein hon to PPP join karen...
*Fit Larkiayan chahyen hon to PML Q join karen...
*Gand marwani ho to PML N...
*Gand maari ho to MMA...
Gand marwa k bori me band hona ho to MQM...
&
*Muth pe guzara karna ho to Tehreeq-eInsaaf join karen...
 

I want a kiss from

I want a kiss from you




surprized??






but why??






aray baba







Kiss means


K> Koi
I> Intresting sa
S> sms
S> send karo

so pleas kiss me jaldi jaldi!
 

Admon 2 Nadeem: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat

Admon 2 Nadeem: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai?
Nadeem: Goal kar ne k liye.
Admon: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!
 

Girl:i m going 2 b a mother! Boy:but how?i

Girl:i m going 2 b a mother!

Boy:but how?i have not done any thing with u!

Girl:dont worry.ur father has proposed me and i m going 2 marry him!
 

Teen kapde ke vyapari mile. 1st: saree me humko

Teen kapde ke vyapari mile.
1st: saree me humko kuchh nahi milta.
2nd: blouse me humko aek do mil bhi jate hai.
3rd: ghaghre me to hamko ghar se dalna padta hai.
 

(>=<) IT"S ME ( "o" )

(>=<) IT"S ME
( "o" ) DON"T
(,) . (,) PRESS
?J?J

(>=<)
( "o" ) PLS
(,) . (,)

(>=<) NO!
( "o" ) PLS


(>=<) Nooo!



Mar dala na!
AB SMS KON KERAY GA??
 

Once a guy said to a girl: Mam apki sendal badi

Once a guy said to a girl: Mam apki sendal badi piyari hai.
Girl said: Utaroon kaya?
Guy said: Mam jeans ziada pyari hai.
 

TEACHER:what we get in 15

TEACHER:what we get in 15 august?
?
?
?
?
STUDENT:we get holiday.
 

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1

friendship is like peeing in your pants.
every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth.
thank u 4 being the pee in my pants
 

A man Phoned & Asked: Hello is it 221714?

A man Phoned & Asked: Hello is it 221714?
Oprator:Urdu Main Bolo,
Man:Do Do Aik Saat Choda?
Oprator:Nahin Sir,Yeh Cheif Minister House hai,
Teen Teen Aik Saat Choda.
 
 
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