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Definition of a Nurse:

Definition of a Nurse:

A young and beautiful woman who

fingers u in all places and holds

ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be

Normal..!
 

What?s d heights of tension?

What?s d heights of tension?

When u get 2 c cleavage of sexy teacher sitting right in front of u,
during last 5 minutes of exam & u got 2 write a lot to pass.

 

BOy: MOM , why am I black

BOy: MOM , why am I black & u r white?



MOM: LIsten son, considering all da crazy things i did years ago,
U shud be thankful that u r not barking!
 

A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a

A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother".
santa wrote back, "send me ur mother"
 

A guy meets a girl in the bar and she goes home with

A guy meets a girl in the bar and she goes home with him.
When they are relaxing after making love, he asks,
"Am I the first guy you ever made love to?"

She looks at him for a few moments and says,
"of course you are!" she said. "Why do you men
always ask that same stupid questions?"
 

Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa

Nurse came out with the newborn kid,
Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted,
PUTTAR hua PUTTAR.
She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It"s a gal
 

Sales Girl: sorry sir you

Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann"t smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop.
Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it dosn"t mean you start fucking here.
 

Put ur Hand On my

Put ur
Hand
On my
Hand
& hold
My
Back
With ur
Other
Hand,
Touch ur Lips
With my Lips
&
Taste
How hot
I M!
Bas bas
Ziada
Free
Mat Hone
I
M
Only
A
Cup
Of
Tea..
 

Newly married couple Train se jatay huay surang se

Newly married couple Train se jatay huay surang se guzray.
Husband: agar pata hoa surang itni lambhi hai to main koi faida hi utha laita.
Wife: to wo aap nahi thay?
 

A chinese couple Mr & Ms Hua got win babies without

A chinese couple Mr & Ms Hua got win babies without marriage,
What did they name them?
They named them Jo-Hua So-Hua..
 

WARNING! children playing outside the car can

WARNING!
children playing outside the car can cause accidents..
and....Adults playing inside the ar can cause CHILDRENS!!
by ACCIDENT..
 

Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A

Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon
sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai
wardi utaro
 

When U were a baby, U played with toys. Now U

When U were a baby, U played with toys.
Now U are a lady and U play with boys!!
 

A?pathan?want?2?commit?suicide

A?pathan?want?2?commit?suicide,
When?asked?:?Pathan?said,my?wife?ran?wid?my?Best?Friend?
&?i?can"t?live?widout?my?friend.
 

Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY

Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD.
When its bad, its Still pretty good
 

BREAKING NEWZ : GIRLZ HOSTEL main kal agg lag

BREAKING NEWZ :
GIRLZ HOSTEL main kal agg lag gai
Raat gaye fire bridge ka amlay nay agg pay qaboo pa la
MAGAR amlay per qaboo abhi tak nhi paya ja saka
 

Baap bete se : Qutub minar kaha hai?? Beta :

Baap bete se : Qutub minar kaha hai??
Beta : Pata nahi
Baap :Kabhi ghar se nikla karo!!

Beta : Ram Lal kon hai?
Baap : Pata nahi
Beta : Kabhi ghar me raha karo!!
 

2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars

2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars
1st:mere biwi raat ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay
2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre dal day
 

JA "SMS" JA MERE PIYARY DOST KE PASS

JA "SMS" JA MERE PIYARY DOST KE PASS JA,
.
AGER WO BESSY HO TO RUK JAN,
.
OR "AGER" FREE HO TO UN KE GAND MAIN GHUS JANA,
.
OR TUB TAK HILLTY REHNA JUB TAK WO MUJHY
KOI ACHA SA SMS REPLY NA KERY
 

3 Galz having lunch. 1st said" i saw d

3 Galz having lunch.
1st said" i saw d condoms in boss drawer.
2nd said: i also saw & punchered them.
3rd Said: HaramZadi pehle batana tha na !!
 

If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man but

If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man
but if u hav 4 eggs between ur 2 legs don"t think
u r a superman someone is F**king u
 

Bhosri Plaza Hotel "MENU

Bhosri Plaza Hotel
"MENU CARD"
Grilled mummay;
Achari lund;
Phuddi of the day;
Tandoori bund
Lullian sirkay waali:
Chilly choot;
Tattay mughlai;
Gori bund da halwa;
Nargisi tattay;
Phuddi pakoray;
Lund folooda;
Mard makhan naan;
Afghani gand kabab;
Daigay mammay;
Lund khara masala;
Bhosri fried rice;
Melted tutti cream;
Peeshab up;
 
 
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