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Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of

Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle
for food and water, girl said-dear plz fuck me.
boy asid: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander jayega.
 

MADAM said to a naughty boy! Jab main sakht hoti

MADAM said to a naughty boy!
Jab main sakht hoti hon to bohat sakht,
NAram hoti hon to bohat naram,
NAughty boy said !Madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI Jaisee ho..!!!!!!
 

Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke

Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.
Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge
 

Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna

Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna
l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?
 

A notice in a factory for girl workers.

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
 

Skin meets Skin When is that the skin

Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES
 

Which Part... of a man"s body has no

Which Part...
of a man"s body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!

ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
 

Girl & Boy were having sex. Girl: Darling, I

Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first,
lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.
 

When an apple is green, its ready to pluck.

When an apple is green, its ready to pluck.
When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...







VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near,
but I know what you were thinking.
 

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another "I slept wid

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy"s response.

He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
 

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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
 

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u lastnite............my lovely pyjamas
 

Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on

Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
 

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said:
"Your dad came from behind,
I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"
 

Sounds women make during sex. 1) Asthmatic -

Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.
 

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy:

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
 

Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual

Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!
 

Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb

Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din"t wear any of them.
 

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( . )Geeh som1"s got a dirty mind!
 

Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first

Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male
model for Whisper advertisement.
Why should girls have all the fun.
 

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?"
He said, "Because you came home early."
 

Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract

Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes,
divide your legs and we can multiply!
 
 
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