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Flirt and Naughty SMS Messages

When u feel lonely and alone

When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
 

QUESTION: Whats pink and hard

QUESTION:
What's pink and hard when it goes in... and soft and wet when it comes out?
ANSWER:
Bubblegum
 

Whenever u feel sadness in your

whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your body, it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".
 

Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my

Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don't disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.
 

R u Mail or

R u Mail or Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
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-
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Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho
 

A - U r Attractive B - U r the

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih
ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho nothing special my friend,
just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha
 

2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if

2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!
 

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say,

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me
 

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble
good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...
 

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey will save this message
& Donkey will delete this message.Choice is urs........
 

U r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur

u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet
 

You are very smrta smatr srtam sa m art msart sorry

you are very smrta smatr srtam sa m art msart sorry it dosent fit on you.
 

Good

Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time
APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai...
 

Open with Love... If I disturb

Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...
 

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -
it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER
 

Hadse banke log yahaan mila karte hai zakhm dene

Hadse banke log yahaan mila karte hai
zakhm dene ke hi saaman diya karte hai
roz gir jaati hai deewar tere wadon ki
roz hi hum maut ke saaye mien jiya karte hai..
 

CURCUIT-BHAI USKO BOLO APUN GAON GAYA HAI KHETI

CURCUIT-BHAI USKO BOLO APUN GAON GAYA HAI KHETI KARNEKO
MUNNA BHAI-PAN ABHI TO TU BOLA KI KABHI JHOOT NAHI BOLEGA
CURCUIT-APUN JHOOT NAHI BOLEGA PAR TU TO BOL SAKTA HAI NA

 

Boy & Girl in restuarant: Boy-main last bar puch

Boy & Girl in restuarant:
Boy-main last bar puch raha hu,
um mujhse shadi karogi?
Girl- nahi
Boy-soch lo
Girl-keh diya na nahi
Boy-waiter bill alag alag lana.
 

Toote khwabo ki tasveer kab puri hoti hai, chand

Toote khwabo ki tasveer kab puri hoti hai,
chand taro k beech bhi doori hoti hai.
dena to hume khuda sab kuch chahta hai,
par uski bhi kuch mazburi hoti hai..
 

Shaadi?ka?waada?kia?parveen?se

Shaadi?ka?waada?kia?parveen?se,,,,,,,
Warna?mohabbat?to?thi?nasreen?se,,,,,,
Anjane?main?keh?dia?mehreen?se,,,,,,,
Kia?haal?hua?tha?poocho?noreen?se,,,,,,
Ab?to?umeed?hai?sirf?samreen?se.........0345-6181599.
 

Zid apni naa chodi par, pyar bhara dil tod

Zid apni naa chodi par,
pyar bhara dil tod diya.
kuch paiso ke liye zaalim,
tune sms karna chod diya.
 
 
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