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Why do 90% of the girls have a bigger left

Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?


because....



90% of the
boys are
right handed..
 

Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no

Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....




Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.
 

A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his

A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick.
He went home and proudly showed his wife.
"There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth",
she said.
 

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!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__
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aakhe faad ke kya dekh


rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya
 

BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY....

BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY....
TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,
AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY
 

What is the height of Flirting? When your love

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"
 

A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in

A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake,
the rooster laughed!
LESSON: when there"s a wet pussy, there"s a happy cock!
 

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces....
 

Press down. down

Press down.




down more


deeper



more
YES



ahh



ohh




yes
Almost there!


ooh baby


faster


harder
FEEL GOOD?

mmmm

THAT"S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE
 

Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S

Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make SEX a daily habit,and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
 

OT TnAW T2UL I +THpinboop YA2 !..2mA3rb

oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2"rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
 

A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river,

A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river,
but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in!
MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
 

He came at night, explored my body, got on

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
 

A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a

A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked
woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he
was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.
 

Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh

Press down down more
Ok more
YES ahh ohh
yes almost there
yeah oh shit harder
SO GOOD ! mmmmm
That"s how I sex on text !
 

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over,
there"s nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
 

_++_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho

_++_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya
 

_+

_+
 

Your daddy must be a terrorist 'coz

Your daddy must be a terrorist 'coz you're DA BOMB!
 

You are just like a Bounty ... a piece of

You are just like a Bounty ... a piece of paradise on earth!
 

You = Lovely You = Perfect You =

You = Lovely
You = Perfect
You = Beautiful
You = Amazing
You = sweet
You = Cute
You = gorgeous
You = Fantastic
You = Fabulous
me = lier! :)
 

Womens r like internet virus 1st they enter ur

womens r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life
 
 
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