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Why do U think I SMS u ? Why do U think I

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass
 

Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass
 

Why did God Create U before Me?.? Ans: Bcause he

Why did God Create U before Me?.? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE,
Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!
 

Who?s hot? Its U, Who?s Charming?

Who?s hot? Its U,
Who?s
Charming? Its U,
Who?s
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who?s
Intelligent? Its U,
Who?s dear & near friend? Its U
Who?s a liar.. Its me!
 

Whn u r alone, Whn u r crying, whn

Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don?t think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz
incoming
is free for me? my friend
 

When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see

When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
---
 

When I want 2 see the sky, I C U When I want 2 c

When I want 2 see the sky, I C U When I want 2 c the flowers I C U, when I want 2 c the moon I C U, so please get a side and clear my VIEW!
 

What is the height of Flirting? When your

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
 

What is the height of Flirting? When your

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
 

What Is More Painful? When

What Is More
Painful?

When a person Whom u trusted
Hurts u,

Or

The person
Whom u hurted
still trusts u !

Think about it..
 

What is ishaq? the answer is pepsi it

what is ishaq?
the answer is pepsi it means
p piyar
e ehsas
p pagalpan
s sabar
i imtihan
waooo itna sab sirf 1o rupees main
 

What is full form of A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H A Boy Can

What is full form of A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls heart
 

We?ve known?.each other for?.quite a while now,

we?ve known?.each other for?.quite a while now, do u think we can b more?.
than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2? rob a bank?
 

Wats d height of hope? sittin in d exam

Wats d height of hope?
sittin in d exam hall, holdin d questn paper in hand n teln urslf
"dude, don worry. Exams wil gt postpond"All d best:)
 

U! I TRUSTED U SO MUCH & UR BIG MOUTH IS NEVER

U! I TRUSTED U SO MUCH & UR BIG MOUTH IS NEVER SHUT! WHY DID U TELL OTHERS MY SECRET? U REALLY DISAPPOINTED ME! PLZ STOP TELLING EVERYBODY THAT I M SO CUTE
 

U R walking on long weak Bridge.Its realy scary

U R walking on long weak Bridge.Its realy scary n ur afraid.Usaw me n askd 4 help.I said i m sorry I Cant.But u never realisd i was busy holding the brige 4u.
 

U r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is

u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
 

U r cute charming

u r cute

charming

cooooooooooooool

smart

classy

witty

attractive

endearing

loveable

that was sent to ME jst wanted U to read it
 

U r a nice person? but..U have to do 2

U r a nice person?
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning?
1st. pray to God so that u can live?.
2nd.take a bath so that others can live?.
 

U R 100% beautiful,U R 100% lovely,U R 100%

U R 100% beautiful,U R 100% lovely,U R 100% sweet,U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
 

U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely,

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
 

U have wasted 12345678910 ?seconds

U have wasted
12345678910
?seconds reading my SMS.. Now get back to work
 
 
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