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Two lovres(lado n shab) decided to suicide from

two lovres(lado n shab) decided to suicide from a hill.when lado jumped fgrom the hill.
shab closed her eyes n said,"love is blind"
at the same time lado opend his parachute n said,"love never dies"
 

Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao, Tum

Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao.......
 

Touch my heart & u?ll feel, Listen to my

Touch my heart & u?ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u?ll hear,
Look into my heart & u?ll see,
That u?ll always be a special part of me.
 

Today tommorow and forever there will be one

Today tommorow and forever there will be one heart that beats for u , u know whoes ur own
STUPID!!!!!
 

To see monkey, I went to zoo, but on seeing

To see monkey, I went to zoo, but on seeing monkey, I thought of YOU.
 

To live dis life i need a heartbeat,to have a

To live dis life i need a heartbeat,to have a heartbeat i need a heart,to have heart i need happiness,to have happiness i need u!
 

This is your mobile operator we can see that you

This is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it
 

This is not fair! How could u do this?

This is not fair!
How could u do this? Didn?t expect this from you!
Got a whole Channel on your name and didn?t even tell me?
ANIMAL PLANET!
 

Think Big... Think Positive...

Think Big...
Think Positive...
Think Smart...
Think Beautiful...
Think Great...
I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut...
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
 

Think big Think smart Think

Think big
Think smart
Think positive
Think beautiful
Think great
I know dis is
2 much 4 u,
so here is a shortcut
Just think about ME!!
 

There r 8 ways 2 describe

There r 8 ways 2 describe u...:nice...friendly...so cute...loving...very sweet...funny...charming...thoughtful..in short,u r juz like me...
 

There is a clown in my heart. Small and very

There is a clown in my heart. Small and very special, he can dance and jump, laugh and sing ... are you sad and crying, you can borrow him.
 

There are two theories to arguing with women.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
 

There are so many people in the world but in my

There are so many people in the world but in my world there's only one and that's you!!!
 

There are 3 chambers in my heart. 1 for

there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

The Rain May Be Falling Hard Outside,But Ur

The Rain May Be Falling Hard Outside,But Ur Smile Makes it all Alright,I'm So Glad that You're My Friend,I Know our Friendship Will Never End....! Frm
 

The rain makes all things beautiful. The

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?
 

The less you open up to others, the more you

The less you open up to others, the more you will suffer.
 

Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell one

Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell one more example of this type Student : I love my teacher, teacher loves his daughter, so i love teacher daughter....
 

Stars + Moon=Romantic, night + sky=Lovely

Stars + Moon=Romantic,
night + sky=Lovely day,
animals + forest=refreshing world,
u+ ur smile=O my God Ami Bhooooooot
 

Sometimes myHEART asks:

Sometimes
myHEART
asks:

Why
I miss
you?

Why
I like
you?

Why
I SMS
you?

Then my mind answered,
Its bcoz..

"sweet"
people NEED
more CARE!
 

Some things can be left undone. Some words can

Some things can be left undone. Some words can be left unsaid. Some feelings can be left unexpressed. But someone like you can never be left unremembered.
 
 
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