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Flirt and Naughty SMS Messages

So sweet is ur smile, so sweet is ur

so sweet is ur smile,
so sweet is ur style,
so sweet is ur talk,
so sweet is ur walk,
c how sweetly i lie!!!!
 

Smile a while, & when U smile,

Smile a while,
& when U smile,
smile another smile
& soon there will b miles
& miles of smile
bcoz you smiled.
i wish your day is full of SMILE
 

Sincere apology: If u dont like any of my SMS &

Sincere apology: If u dont like any of my SMS & Dont like 2read, or if my msgs disturb u, thn plz dont hesitate, feel free to .. Throw ur mobile
 

Since I met you people are wonders and live is a

Since I met you people are wonders and live is a big party...
 

Roses are red.voilets are corny.when i think of

Roses are red.voilets are corny.when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!
 

Rose Lotus Tulip Orchid

Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.
 

Rose Lotus Tulip Orchid

Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai
 

Rose Lotus Tulip Orchid

Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.
 

REMMBER THESE WORDS ?. LOVE DA LADY BUT

REMMBER THESE WORDS ?.
LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY
 

Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey?..Din ko karo

Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey?..Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey?
Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey?
EK SMS YAAR!!!!!
 

R u mad? Y r u reading me? There

R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now.
 

Press down again again.. please

Press down
again
again.. please
once more
sorry again
6 times more
Oh! Again
1 Time again
don?t u have any job?
 

People Liv, People Die, People Laugh, People

People Liv, People Die, People Laugh, People Cry, Sum Give up, Sum Will Try, Sum Says Hi, Sum Says Bye, Sum may 4get 2disturb U but, HOW Can I?
 

Pahlay hat ma lo phir mon mal lo

pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna
 

OT TnAW T2UL I +THpinboop YA2

oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2′rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now?Bye!
 

Open with Love? If I disturb U I

Open with Love?
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I?
Love?
Disturbing you?
 

Open with Love. Open with Love? If

Open with Love.
Open with Love?
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I?
Love?
Disturbing you?
 

One Stone is Enough to break a Glass?.. One

One Stone is Enough to break a Glass?.. One sentence is Enough to break a heart??. One Second is Enough to fall In Love ? and ?. One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life!
 

One Stone is Enough to break a Glass.....

One Stone is Enough to break a Glass.....
One Stone is Enough to break a Glass..... One sentence is Enough to break a heart....... One Second is Enough to fall In Love ... and .... One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life!
 

Of all the babes ur my selection.please dont giv

Of all the babes ur my selection.please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are clean for ur
Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!
 

Not every flower can represent love but roses

Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!
 

North 2 north south 2south my best direction is

north 2 north south 2south my best direction is mouth 2mouth
 
 
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