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NOBODY likes U, NOBODY cares for U, NOBODY

NOBODY likes U, NOBODY cares for U, NOBODY misses U, NOBODY wants to see U good, NOBODY is Ur best friend, NOBODY is happy with U, ...Dont cry!!! My name is NOBODY.
 

Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody

Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody
 

Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly,

Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did.
 

New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many

New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.
 

Never trust a girl who says she loves you more

Never trust a girl who says she loves you more than anyone else in the world; it shows she has been experimenting.
 

Never make love in the garden or in the

Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love might be blind but your neighbours not!
 

Men,s ?F? Rules FIND HER, FOLLOW HER, FLIRT HER,

Men,s ?F? Rules FIND HER, FOLLOW HER, FLIRT HER, FRIEND HER, FINGER HER, FORCE HER, FUCK HER, FORGET HER, FIND NEXT?.!
 

Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a

Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?
 

Luv is a bird ! U hOld tightly,it dies; U h0ld

Luv is a bird ! U hOld tightly,it dies; U h0ld lightly,it flies; u h0ld it nicely n it'll shit in ur hands! s0 4get l0ve n better FLIRT....
 

Love is...looking whether he is looking, and

Love is...looking whether he is looking, and when he does, certainly not looking back!!
 

Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me Love is

Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me Love is the best thing you ever had.
 

Love is in the air... shit if only I had a plane

Love is in the air... shit if only I had a plane right now ...
 

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Gorgeous Babe XXX!
 

Likho to paigam kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi

Likho to paigam kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho gaye...
Har lafz me dard itna bhar do ki examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye....
 

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath,

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath, in my blood, cant live without u, if u r not there i m dead,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Yes I cant live without u,,,,Oxygen
 

Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not

Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.
 

Life is much brighter with you around

Life is much brighter with you around !
 

Life is like a MOVIE? If u r sad - DRAMA

Life is like a MOVIE?
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
Now u r smilling - that?s COMEDY
 

LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS: SOFT

LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS:
SOFT SUNSETS,
PAINTED RAINBOWS
DELICATE BLOSSOMS
LUV & LAUGHTER
QUIET MOMENTS &
FANTATIC PEOPLE LIKE ME
 

Life is a hell when u have american wife. indian

Life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food
 

LIFE is 4 living, i live mine 4 U! LOVE is 4

LIFE is 4 living, i live mine 4 U! LOVE is 4 giving, i give mine 2 U! DREAMS are 4 dreaming, mine are 4 U! HEARTS are 4 beating, & mine beats 4 U!
 

Life is 4 living, I live mine 4 U! Luv is

Life is 4 living, I live mine 4 U!
Luv is 4 giving, I give mine 2 U!
Dreams r 4 dreaming, mine r 4 U!
Heart is 4 beating & mine beats 4 U!
 
 
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