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Lauhging is best medison ,so laugh ,loudly ,more

Lauhging is best medison ,so laugh ,loudly ,more loudly, arey baba loudly loudly bola na ,congrats u have won free entry to , mental hospital
 

Last Nite d Devils Came To My Room? They Wanted

Last Nite d Devils Came To My Room? They Wanted To Trouble Good People I Suggested ur Name 2 Them They Said ?OH! NO! We Can?t Disturb Our BOSS!?
 

Last Night Shaitan Come In My Dream & Said That

Last Night Shaitan Come In My Dream & Said That he Wantedto Disturb good People. I Gave Him ur Number
But He Said TO me thai : I Can't Disturb my Boss":.!
 

L o n g t i m e a g o? o n l y idiots used? to

L o n g t i m e a g o? o n l y idiots used? to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues?.
 

Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID

Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!
 

Just go to hell yes you u only !

just go to hell
yes you
u only !
because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness
 

It?s better to stay away from girls.Only one or

It?s better to stay away from girls.Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life
 

Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute,

Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.
 

It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a

It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt...
 

It is not so much our friends' help that

It is not so much our friends' help that helps us as the confident knowledge that they will help us.
 

It is deaf and it wants to have sex with

It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you...................... What do you say?
 

In my dreams you're mine, in my life

In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
 

In life when u get troubles, don't get

In life when u get troubles, don't get nervous......just close ur eyes and follow ur HEART...... HEART may be in left..... but it always right! and loves u
 

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It?s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.
 

If-You care for me ,i care for you You

If-You care for me ,i care for you
You miss me,i miss you.
You like me i like you.
You message me,i message you.
You forget me,im sorry that where im different from you.i?ll kill you
 

If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left

If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?
 

If you would see yourself the way I do, you

If you would see yourself the way I do, you would wish you where as beautiful as you ...
 

If you see some one without a smile, give him

If you see some one without a smile, give him one of yours, because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
 

IF U READ THIS,I'M SMART IF U SAVE THIS,U

IF U READ THIS,I'M SMART IF U SAVE THIS,U AGREE THAT I'M SMART IF U FORWARD THIS,U R SPREADING THAT I'M SMART AND IF U DELETE THIS,U JEALOUS
 

If u find a friend better or sweeter than me,

If u find a friend better or sweeter than me,

I w'nt stop u,

but when that person leaves u,
Look behind

i w'll be there ready to say u,


"KARALI BEZTI"
 

If u drop me, I?ll break. If u hold me, I?ll

If u drop me, I?ll break. If u hold me, I?ll shake. If u need me, I?ll hurry. If u don?t call me, I?ll worry. If u hurt me, I?ll cry. But if u leave me, I?ll die
 

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS
 
 
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