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Flirt and Naughty SMS Messages

Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?

Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
 

Hello DEAR Where R U Now??

Hello DEAR
Where R U
Now??
No Visits?,
No Calls?.,
No SMS from Wik,
No Missed calls,
I M So worried?
???
Are U n JAIL again?
Pls r e p l y!
 

Heer & Ranjha discovered Luv...Romeo & Juliet

Heer & Ranjha discovered Luv...Romeo & Juliet practised it...Farhaad & Sheerein Died 4 it .....NOw wht abt Ya n Me?
 

He came at night, explored my body,

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY? MOSQUITO !!!!
 

Having a good laugh with a friend like you

Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain?s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can?t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.
 

Have you drilled the butterflies in your stomach

Have you drilled the butterflies in your stomach gedresseerd? I haven't!
 

Government of Pakistan has introduced a new

Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule...Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???
 

Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug

Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free.
 

GIRLS EXCUSES : PHONE MAT KARO DEAR MOM HOTI HAI

GIRLS EXCUSES : PHONE MAT KARO DEAR MOM HOTI HAI NEAR, PAPA SE LAGTA HAI FEAR, BAAT BHI HOTI NAHI CLEAR, ISLIYE SMS KARO DEAR WIHTOUT FEAR
 

Girls are like internet domain names... the ones

Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.
 

Friendship is like PRIYAGOLD "hak se maango"

Friendship is like PRIYAGOLD "hak se maango" Love is like PEPSI "ye dil mange more" & Girl friend like GHADI DETERGENT Pahle istemal karo Fir Vishwas Karo.
 

Flowers fie, ories end, songs fade, memories r

Flowers fie, ories end, songs fade, memories r forgotten, all things come to end, but people like u always remain forever, becus ghosts never die.
 

Everybody wants someone Special, Someone Nice,

Everybody wants someone Special, Someone Nice, Someone thought ful, Someone honest, Someone Cute, Someone perfect, Someone attractive, Why they always call ME!
 

Every man dreams of a beautiful woman, so do I

Every man dreams of a beautiful woman, so do I ... I dream of you.
 

Even when it is rainy the sun is shining in your

Even when it is rainy the sun is shining in your smile.
 

Et me draw ur face! Dont move!

et me draw ur face!
Dont move!
Nearly finished,
ok Done!
Wanna look
****
(@..@)
(..)hi main marjava, Kitney soney ho tusy!
 

During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot

During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!
 

Dream makes all things possible, Hope makes al

Dream makes all things possible, Hope makes al things work, loves makes al things beautiful, smile makes all the above so always BRUSH UR TEETH?!
 

DREAM makes all things Possible HOPES

DREAM makes all things Possible
HOPES makes all things work
LOVE makes all things beautiful
SMILE makes all the above workpossible
So ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH!
 

Don't listen to your mind. Listen always to

Don't listen to your mind. Listen always to your heart!
 

Don't let your mind rule over your

Don't let your mind rule over your heart.
 

Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur

Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
 
 
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