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Flirt and Naughty SMS Messages

Government?imposing?new?taxes.

Government?imposing?new?taxes.
Dating?Rs.10,
Hug?Rs.20,
Kiss?Rs.30,
Love?Rs.50.
But?you?don"t?worry,?flirting?is?still?free
 

HAR DIL KA EK RAAZ HOTA HAI

HAR DIL KA EK RAAZ HOTA HAI,
HAR BAAT KA EK ANDAZ HOTA HAI,
JAB TAK NA LAGE BEWAFAI KI THOKAR,
HAR KISI KO APNI PASAND PAR NAAZ HOTA HAI
 

I always think about U. I can?t live without

I always think about U.
I can?t live without U.
I really need U.
I?m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I?m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

Aisa muje Mera Parosi Kehta hai..
 

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to
get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I"m still paying for it..."
 

If 10 persons in a day prey 4 u...i wil b one of

if 10 persons in a day prey 4 u...i wil b one of them...
if 5 persons in a day prey 4 u .i will b 1 of them...i
f 1 person in a day prey 4 u ..i will b that one...
and if no one prey 4 u..it means..MUJE AUR BHI KAAM HAIN...
 

Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day Can v do

Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day
Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day? I"m in a gud mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!!
Reply me soon, urs Loving Mosquito
 

A - U"r Attractive B - U"r D

A - U"r Attractive
B - U"r D Best
C - U"r Cute
D - U"r Dear 2 me
E - U"r Excellent
F - U"r Funny
G - U"r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I"m
J - Just K - Kidding
 

One Stone is Enough to break a Glass..... One

One Stone is Enough to break a Glass.....
One sentence is Enough to break a heart.......
One Second is Enough to fall In Love ... and
... One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life
 

Open with Love... If I disturb U I am

Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...
 

Main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu, wahi baat jo

main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz
"MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"
 

Press down again again.. please once

Press down
again
again.. please
once more
sorry again
6 times more
Oh! Again
1 Time again
don"t u have any job?
 

Whn u r alone, Whn u r crying, whn u r

Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don"t think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz
incoming
is free for me... my friend
 

Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!
This is ur friend "PEPSODENT"
reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday :)
 

2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u

2days weather 4cast:
it wud b cloudy if u frown,
rainy if u cry,
clear if ur happy,
sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!
 

Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ?

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It"s b"coz...
I need a person for just time pass
 

Its too heard to loose someone who is 99%

Its too heard to loose someone
who is 99% cute,
98% sweet,
97% loving,
96% talented and
100% friendly,
Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.
 

M getting married next month.... its small party

m getting married next month....
its small party and only few people will be invited......
dont bring any gift.....
just bring someone who ll marry me
 

Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja! Gal: Sandal

Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
 

Jaane yeh kaisa naata hai, bas tera naam hi aata

Jaane yeh kaisa naata hai,
bas tera naam hi aata hai zubaan par,
din ya raat me,
le ke tera haath haath mein,
rahunga tere saath saath main.
 

Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal

Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai.
Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar
aati hai.
 

It takes two to tango, two to kiss, two to

It takes two to tango,
two to kiss,
two to talk & reminisce.
So many good things come in pair & one of those things is
ME n YOU!
 

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company,
take my hand when u feel all alone,
turn to me when u need some1 to lean on,
coz I"m the one u can always depend on!
 
 
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