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Flirt and Naughty SMS Messages

If you say my eyes are beautiful it"s because

If you say my eyes are beautiful it"s because they"re looking at
you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.
 

Little keys can open big locks, simple words can

Little keys can open big locks,
simple words can express great thoughts.
A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
 

If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if

If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were
Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all
be millionaires!!!
 

Faith makes all things possible love makes all

Faith makes all things possible
love makes all things easy,
hopes makes all things work,
but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith,
luv & hope in me!
 

I used to think that dreams do not come

I used to think that dreams do not come true,
but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.
 

I?ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I?ll give u

I?ll give u one kiss to go to sleep.
I?ll give u two kisses to dream.
I?ll give u an endless row of kisses to,
when u wake up in the morning, think of me.
 

In da mornin I don?t eat coz I think of u, at

In da mornin I don?t eat coz I think of u,
at noon I don?t eat coz I think of u,
in da evenin I don?t eat coz I think of u,
at night I don?t sleep coz Im hungry
 

I know you think I"m cute, I know you think

I know you think I"m cute,
I know you think I"m fine,
but like the other guys,
take a number and wait in line!
 

If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea,

If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good
swimmer I would be?
 

Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my

Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid?
I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
 

Without ur SMS days are

Without ur SMS days are like:
Moanday,
Tearsday,
Wasteday,
Thirstday,
Frightday,
Shattereday
& Sadday.
So send me SMS everyday.
 

I don"t care how many lips u hv kissed, how

I don"t care how many lips u hv kissed,
how many shoulders u have embraced &
how many times u?ve said, I luv u!
All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
 

Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have

Hey, I just got your blood test report.
U have been tested HIV positive.
Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins.
No Wonder!
 

Only the open heart receives love, only the open

Only the open heart receives love,
only the open mind receives wisdom,
only the open hand receives gifts and
only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
 

Hello!! What"s wrong with your mobile?

Hello!! What"s wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says:
The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
 

If u see some one without a smile, give him one of

If u see some one without a smile, give him one of ur, coz u r
among a few good people who can shine others lives by just
walking with him a few miles.
 

Don"t send any messages, I don"t want

Don"t send any messages,
I don"t want to see you,
hear your voice,
think of you,
coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets
 

Touch my heart & u?ll feel, Listen to my heart

Touch my heart & u?ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u?ll hear,
Look into my heart & u?ll see,
That u?ll always be a special part of me
 

All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I

All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me.
All I wanted was sumone who"d b there 4 me.
All I ever wanted was sumone who"d b true.
All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.
 

U may b out of my sight but not out of my

U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart.
U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind.
I don"t know what I mean 2 u,
but u"ll always be special 2 me
 

Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep

Sharp is ur memory,
sweet is ur name,
deep in my heart u"ll always remain.
Earth wants water,
flower wants dew,
I want nothing but a smile from u
 

Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that

Too many stars in the sky,
too many tears that have left my eyes.
Too many girls out in the blue,
but they are nothing compared to you!
 
 
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