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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to
see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
 

Those who can"t have u hate u, those who

Those who can"t have u hate u,
those who have u can"t handle u,
those who abuse u lose u,
& then there are those like me who just can"t refuse u!
 

Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn"t wish for

Even if I had 1 wish...
I wouldn"t wish for u to love me,
coz I don"t want your love to come from a wish...
but straight from your heart.
 

I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your

I wish I was a teddy bear,
that lay upon your bed,
so everytime you cuddled it,
you cuddled me instead.
 

As days go by, my feelings get stronger, To be

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can"t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u"ll see that it"s true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.
 

U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk

U luk sweet when u read my message.
U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile.
U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply.
So, try to look sweetest.
 

I believe that God above created you for me to luv.

I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me
out from all the rest coz he knew I"d luv you the best!
 

I think you are very careless! U come & leave

I think you are very careless!
U come & leave things behind!
See now what u have left?
U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.
 

The length & breadth & height of you, total up

The length & breadth & height of you,
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you,
I"ll have to take a bite of u.
 

Government imposing new taxes. Dating

Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don"t worry,
flirting is still free
 

New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent

New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights
in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so
lets mk them brother n sister.
 

If I could be any part of you, I?d be your

If I could be any part of you,
I?d be your tear.
To be conceived in your heart,
born in your eyes,
live on your cheeks,
and die on your lips.
 

Loading the Babe meter..... 5%

Loading the Babe meter.....

5%

17%

26%

57%

78%

99%

100% COMPLETE

Processing data..

ANALYSIS COMPLETE

U R A 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!
 

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Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom
tonight!
 

A husband n wife traveling in a

a husband n wife traveling in a train

husband:mera dil chahta hai kai tuje kutai kai aagaye daldo
another passanger sitting next to the husband

Passanger: BHaow BHAow!!!!
 

KISS IS A KEY OF LOVE, LOVE IS LOCK OF MARRGE,

KISS IS A KEY OF LOVE,
LOVE IS LOCK OF MARRGE,
MARRIGE IS A BOX OF CHILDREN,
CHILDREN ARE PROBLEM OF PAKISTAN,
SO STOP THE KISSING AND SAVE PAKISTAN.
PLSSSSSSS?????.
 

Sardar: will u marry me ? Girl: sorry i am

Sardar: will u marry me ?
Girl: sorry i am lesbian
Sardar: wats a lesbian
Girl: i like to have sex with gals
Sardar: maar taali, I am also lesbian lolx
 

Son asked his dad the difference between

Son asked his dad the difference between

LOVE, BELIEF, and RELIEF.


Father says; your Mom is my LOVE.


Our maid is my RILIEF &


I?m your dad- well, that?s my BELIEF...
 

Breaking News: Coke"ll launch a new soft drink

Breaking News: Coke"ll launch a new soft drink in the world market
soon, that"ll contain Viagra. They have named it MOUNT-N- DO!
 

Raat ko ek ladki ne Santa ki car ko rukne ka ishara

Raat ko ek ladki ne Santa ki car ko rukne ka ishara kia
: Oh, Im Sorry! Main samjhi taxi hai.
Santa: Main bhi yehi samjha tha.
 

1 man asks shopkeeper: Is UNDERWEAR ki kya garranty

1 man asks shopkeeper: Is UNDERWEAR ki kya garranty hai?
Shpkeeper: 12ve manzil se jump mar kay dekh,
Gand phat jayegi par yeh nahin phatay gee!
 

What"s?the?diff?between?h

What"s?the?diff?between?hook?in?cricket?and?hook?of?bra.
One?sends?ball?out?of?boundary?and?other?keeps?balls?within?the
boundary.
 
 
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