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Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life
sentence.

Marriage is very much like a violin; after
the sweet music is over, the strings are
attached.

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore,
marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is
an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree
and the woman gets her Masters.

Marriage is a thing
which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the
man's eyes.

Marriage certificate is just another word
for a work permit.

Marriage is not just a having a
wife, but also worries inherited forever.

Marriage
requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
*
The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The
Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring
 

You know, the trouble with being the best man at

You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.
 

Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they

Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
 

Why do we all marry? Because romance is

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
 

When a newly married man looks happy, we know

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper.
 

When a man steals your wife there is no better

When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
 

What makes men chase women they have no

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -
Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
 

What is Marriage? Ans: 1

What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..
 

What a married man says after years of

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.
 

To the NewlyWeds: May 'for better or

To the NewlyWeds: May 'for better or worse' be far better than worse.
 

To the bride and groom - may we all be invited

To the bride and groom - may we all be invited to your golden wedding celebrations...
 

To the Bride and Groom - may the roof above you

To the Bride and Groom - may the roof above you never fall in and may you both never fall out
 

To the Bride and Groom - live life to the

To the Bride and Groom - live life to the fullest and remember, this is the first day of the rest of your life...
 

To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy

To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
...Here's to good sense of humor and a short memory!
 

To our wives and lovers...may they never

To our wives and lovers...may they never meet!
 

To my wife...my bride...my

To my wife...my bride...my joy
 

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
 

There's only one way to have a happy

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
 

There was this woman who had an artist paint a

There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."
 

There was this lover who said that he would go

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
 

There was a man who said, "I never knew what

There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late!"
 

The trouble with some woman is that they get all

The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him
 
 
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