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After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her

After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
 

A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who

A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".
 

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Here's

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Here's to you, my beautiful bride.
 

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
 

A man's wife has more power over him than

A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
 

A man who muttered a few words in the church,

A man who muttered a few words in the church, found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced!
 

A man tried a mail order bride, once, but she

A man tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and he had to return the unused part for his full refund!
 

A man said his credit card was stolen but he

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
 

A man is incomplete until he is married. After

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
 

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."
 

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how

A little kid asks his Dad,
"Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father,
"I’m still paying for it…"
 

A lady inserted an "ad" in the classifieds:

A lady inserted an "ad" in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
 

A husband's last words should always be

A husband's last words should always be 'OK buy it'.
 

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take;

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
 

A good marriage would be between a blind wife

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
 

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. - Marvin Kitman
 

Yeah, my husband and I just split up. I finally

Yeah, my husband and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. I'm a Virgo and he's an a@@hole.
 

Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food

Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.
 

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
 

Why do couples hold hands during their

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
 

Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during

Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead !
 

What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who

What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!
 
 
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