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They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
 

There was this guy who told his woman that he

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thruogh hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.
 

There is only one perfect child in the world and

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it
 

The world's thinnest book has only one word

The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything
and the book is titled: "What Woman Want!"
 

The bride, upon her engagement, went to her

The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, "I've found a man just like father!"
Mother replied, "So what do u want from me, sympathy?"
 

Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Because

Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
 

Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a

Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
 

Q: Why do women live longer than men? A:

Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
 

Q: What is difference between watch & wife:?

Q: What is difference between watch & wife:?
A: Ek kharaab hoti hai to band ho jaati hai aur doosri kharab hoti hai to chaloo ho jaati hai.
 

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
 

On Jeeto?s bday Santa had no money, so he sent a

On Jeeto?s bday Santa had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.
 

Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in

Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home& devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home& economist in Bed.
 

Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr:

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
 

Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn?t spoken to

Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn?t spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
 

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
 

Life is a paradox-what u want u don't

Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't njoy(marriage), what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife)
 

Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre Biwi ke.

Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre Biwi ke.
TV chalta remote se, Biwi chalti hai note se.
 

It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage

It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
 

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives !
 

If you never want to see a man again, say: I

If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children - they leave skid marks.
 

If u r married please ignore this msg, for

If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day
 

Husband: Shall we try a different position

Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight?
Wife: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
 
 
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