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Marriage SMS

Husband: "When I'm gone you'll never

Husband: "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me."
Wife replied: "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
 

Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife:

Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.
 

How Dogs and Women are alike? Neither

How Dogs and Women are alike?
Neither believe that silence is golden, neither can balance a checkbook, and Both put too much value on kissing
 

Getting married is very much like going to a

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
 

Galfriends r like chocolates, taste gud

Galfriends r like chocolates, taste gud anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice
 

Fact of life: One woman brings you into this

Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
 

Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent

Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it?s sad that law allows only one wife.
 

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi.
Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.
 

Doctor: U n ur wife have same blood group.

Doctor: U n ur wife have same blood group.
Husband: Yeh to hona hi tha 20 saal se me ra khoon jo pi rahi hai.
 

Different Phases of a man: After

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
 

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I?m blue. U r my headache, one day I?ll kill u.
 

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
 

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice."
 

A man's silence can break a woman's

A man's silence can break a woman's heart into a thousand pieces while a woman's silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!
 
 
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