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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henry Youngman
 

The secret of a happy marriage remains a

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
 

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - S. T. Coleridge
 

The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding

The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake
 

The Minister noticed the bride was in distress

The Minister noticed the bride was in distress so asked what was wrong. She replied that she was awfully nervous and afraid she would not remember what to do. The Minister told her that she only needed to remember 3 things.
First the aisle, cos that is w
 

The man who says his wife can't take a joke,

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him
 

The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1

The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!
 

The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who

The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes...
 

Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy

Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
 

Son: How much does it cost to get married,

Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
 

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
 

Some people ask the secret of our long

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
 

Radha: "What do you use to clean utensils?"

Radha: "What do you use to clean utensils?"
Kishna: "My husband is the best in cleaning utensils".
Radha: "What is the main reason for divorce?"
Kishan: " Marriage".
 

Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend

Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
 

Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A:

Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!
 

One day a man inserted an 'advert' in

One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
 

One day a man inserted an

One day a man inserted
an ';advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
 

My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I

My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!
 

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech.

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
 

My wife and I took out life insurance policies

My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.
 

Men have a better time than women; for one

Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
 

Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth,

Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
 
 
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