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May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your

May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.
 

May you grow so rich your widow's second

May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living.
 

May you grow old on one

May you grow old on one pillow.
 

May we never forget what is worth remembering or

May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.
 

May the joys you share today, be the beginning

May the joys you share today, be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment
 

May the best of your past be the worst of your

May the best of your past be the worst of your future
 

May our children be blessed with rich

May our children be blessed with rich parents
 

Married life has many Ups and Downs...May most

Married life has many Ups and Downs...May most of yours be between the sheets!
 

Marriage puts a ring on a woman's finger and

Marriage puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
 

Marriage is not a word. It's a

Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).
 

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence - a

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence - a life sentence.
 

Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and

Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
 

Marriage is like going to a restaurant

Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you"d ordered that…..
 

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
 

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. -

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. - G. K. Chesterton
 

Marriage is an adventure, like going to

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
 

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
 

Marriage is a romantic story, in which hero dies

Marriage is a romantic story, in which hero dies in the first chapter."
 

Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring,

Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
 

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
 

Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're

Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
 

Marriage - an institution in which a man loses

Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
 
 
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