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Many a man owes his success to his first wife

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
 

Man before Marriage is like Airtel….

Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
"Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
"Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."
 

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
 

Love and marriage Love is holding hands

Love and marriage
Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
TV has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
Love is dinner in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.
 

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega saat pheron

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega
saat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega. Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo
kya pata kal kaun sa model tumhe saunpa jayega..
 

Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to

Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."
Kanta : I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!"
 

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
 

It’s funny when people discuss LOVE

It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
 

Isn't it quite funny how History repeats

Isn't it quite funny how History repeats itself?
[Bride's Age] years ago your Mother and Father were putting you to bed with a dummy...and now it's happening all over again
 

In response to a classified Ad: " Wife wanted",

In response to a classified Ad: " Wife wanted", a man received thousands of responses saying, "You can have mine."
 

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
 

I've known many, Liked not a few,

I've known many,
Liked not a few,
Loved only one,
I toast to you
 

I've known many, Liked not a few,

I've known many,
Liked not a few,
Loved only one,
I toast to you
 

I've got a good friend who married a

I've got a good friend who married a Doctor.
One day he told her: "You need to do something to spice up our love-making".
Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D.
"Why?" asked her husband. "You said I need
 

I was married by a judge. I should have asked

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
 

I require only three things of a man. He must be

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
 

I never married because I have three pets at

I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
 

I never knew what real happiness was until I got

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
 

I like to wake up each morning feeling a new

I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man.
 

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
 

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
 

Husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding

Husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Wife: Because I married the wrong man!
 
 
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