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Marriage SMS

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
 

Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne

Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.
 

Here's to the bride - may she share

Here's to the bride - may she share everything with her husband...and that includes the housework.
 

Here's to my bride: she knows everything

Here's to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.
 

Grooms, once you marry, please remember that

Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: "Yes dear"
 

Grooms, once you marry, please remember

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: "Yes dear"
 

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
 

Getting married is similar to going to the

Getting married is similar to going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
 

First marriage is the triumph of

First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience
 

Father: I don't know son, I'm still

Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
 

Every man should get married some time; after

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!
 

Don't marry the person you want to live

Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannnot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..
 

Different Phases of a man: After

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
 

Dear [bride's

Dear [bride's name],
 

Congratulations on the termination of your

Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an
 

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion Smith
 

By all means marry; if you get a good wife,

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
 

Behind every great man there is a surprised

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
 

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
 

"When a man holds a woman hands?" When a

"When a man holds a woman hands?"
When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense
 

At the cocktail party, one woman said to

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
 

After marriage, husband and wife become two

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
 
 
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