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You need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile

You need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile why would you make things difficult?
 

Women are like hurricanes! When they come they

Women are like hurricanes! When they come they are wet and heavy. When they leave they take your home and your car ! !
 

Why do i text u? its my choice its my way of

why do i text u? its my choice its my way of sayin dat i remembr u. why do i remembr u? il neva know its not my choice its my hearts.
 

When my father broke in to my mother I had to

When my father broke in to my mother I had to sit there for months!
 

We do have to go to school ... Have to is force

We do have to go to school ... Have to is force ... Forcing is slavery .... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school!
 

Umm...your .... ZIP is

Umm...your .... ZIP is open...
 

Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle!

Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meetin cant start because the monkey is reading this text
 

THE NHS REGRETS TO INFORM U THAT UR BIRTH WAS AN

THE NHS REGRETS TO INFORM U THAT UR BIRTH WAS AN ACCIDENT.PLEASE REPORT TO UR NEAREST HOSPITAL TO BE PUT DOWN.WE APOLOGISE 4 ANY INCONVINIENCE
 

Teachers help you with problems that you would

Teachers help you with problems that you would not have if they were not there.
 

Stress is when you wake up and realises that you

Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet.
 

Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1

Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1 smild at me 2day i startd smilin 2.now im infectd iv sent it thru dis txt.so now ur smiling who wil it go2 next?
 

Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?

Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?
Friend : B.A.
Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word parhay, aur woh bhi ulteā€¦
 

Reality is an illusion that is born out of

Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.
 

Q: Why is a racist like a drunk? A: Cos

Q: Why is a racist like a drunk?
A: Cos whatever they say ends in a slur.
 

Q: Why didn't the racist cross the road?

Q: Why didn't the racist cross the road?
A: He was afraid of the other side.
 

Q: How does a racist pick his nose? A:

Q: How does a racist pick his nose?
A: From the mail-order catalogue.
 

Nok nok. Who's there? ..... Marie ......

Nok nok. Who's there? ..... Marie ...... Marie who? ...... Marie who wanna...!!
 

No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no

No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems
 

My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I

My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where she'd be by now.
 

Mistakes have been made, others will be

Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.
 

Lots of people stop working once they found a

Lots of people stop working once they found a job!
 

Linus is like a wigwam,no windows,no gates and

Linus is like a wigwam,no windows,no gates and an apache inside...
 
 
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