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I had a wet dream about you last night .... I

I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!
 

In the morning I do not eat because I think of

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
 

The fact that there are 'intelligent'

The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrian creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
 

What do I miss about my wife? Her

What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.
 

Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the

Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen i look at the sea I c u... well get out of my way!
 

We used to listen to the Doors, now we have

We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows.
 

The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink,

The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist.
 

That is how a triatlon has been invented : go

That is how a triatlon has been invented : go swimming on foot and coming home by bike.
 

Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it

Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam
 

Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth-

Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
 

Secrets, they only last long enough to break you

Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down.
 

No one ever died because of hard labour, but I

No one ever died because of hard labour, but I think :"why would I take the risk?"
 

My thoughts wondering off, I am always

My thoughts wondering off, I am always everywhere.
 

Like a rose withers, so is our relationship

Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ...
 

Life is like a nose, you have to take out what

Life is like a nose, you have to take out what is in it !
 

Life is beautiful if you are willing to see

Life is beautiful if you are willing to see it.
 

Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it

Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!
 

Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against

Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?
 

It's the one who won't be taken, who

It's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give.
 

It is better to have one bullet in the hand than

It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back.
 

It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its

It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed just you and me...its not what you think its a cup of tea!
 

I'm not as dumb as you

I'm not as dumb as you look.
 
 
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