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You must be a good theif cuz you've stole my

you must be a good theif cuz you've stole my heart
 

You don't know the meaning of the word

You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again you don't know the meaning of most words.
 

Y is puppy greater than dog? Coz it could

Y is puppy greater than dog?
Coz it could wriggle out of the spot where its father got stuck!!
 

Y do women with large breasts have small

Y do women with large breasts have small waists?
Because nothin grows under the shade
 

Write an essay which contains factors religion,

Write an essay which contains factors religion, sex & mystery.
Winning essay: Oh my god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it!
 

Wots da closest thing to a womans period? ur

Wots da closest thing to a womans period? ur salary! It cums once a month.lasts About 3 or 4 days & if it doesnt cum every1s in trouble!
 

Workers discuss cricket! Managers discuss

Workers discuss cricket! Managers discuss tennis! Top bosses discuss Snooker! CEO's discuss Golf!
Moral: Higher u go smaller ur balls become!
 

Women r like a pair of rubber boots. When they r

Women r like a pair of rubber boots. When they r dry, u can?t enter them, when they r wet, they smell & when u walk on the street with them, people laugh at u.
 

Women eh! Boob jobs, botox, pierced ears,

Women eh! Boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellies & clits. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines & legs waxed & they won't take it up the arse ?coz it HURTS!
 

Woman: Doc saab mujhe thode din bachcha nahin

Woman: Doc saab mujhe thode din bachcha nahin chahiye.
Doc: Yeh Condom Le Lo.
Woman: Ye pani ke saath loon ya doodh ke saath.
Doc: Kele ke saath
 

Woman has man in it; Mrs. has Mir in it; Female

Woman has man in it; Mrs. has Mir in it; Female has male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; No wonder men always want to be inside women!
 

Wives r incoming calls, Lovers r outgoing

Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
 

Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone

Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society; but always remember who laid them!
 

Why Newton was shocked when he saw a beautiful

Why Newton was shocked when he saw a beautiful girl naked?
He found his dick going up, which was against his 'Law of Gravity'
 

Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....

Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....


Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.
 

Why is sex like shaving? Well, because no

Why is sex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again...
 

Why is golf called a wrong game? Coz u

Why is golf called a wrong game?
Coz u hold a stick n put the ball in the hole instead of holding the ball n putting the stick in the hole.
 

Why do pubic hair never grey and hair on head

Why do pubic hair never grey and hair on head turn grey? Because utte sochan hi sochan te thale moujan hi moujan.
 

Why do 90% of the girls have a bigger

Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?

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because....


90% of the
boys are
right handed..
 

Which Part... of a man's body

Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!

ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
 

Which is the smallest hotel in the world?

Which is the smallest hotel in the world?
VAGINA INN. It can accomodate only one standing guest with his luggage hanging outside...
 

When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody

When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every1 ignores u, then go n sit in the corner close ur eyes n think: Bhanch*d Chakar kya hai?
 
 
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