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Friends Teasing SMS Messages

500 bander k jarurat hai

Yudh mein ram ko 500 bander k jarurat hai,
499 Mil gaye par ek abhi bhi baki hai.
So when u get the msg u get ready
& go there 2 fulfill the need.

 

Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega

Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime…
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Pray
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Pray
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I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega

 

BILL GATES : Brilliant mind!

GALILEO : Great mind!
EINSTINE : Genius mind!
NEWTON : Extraordinary mind!
BILL GATES : Brilliant mind!
ME : Master mind!
YOU????never mind—-hehehehe

 

Don ka message

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Don ka message padhna muskil hi nahin, namunkin bhi hai.

 

Dost me aap jaisa…

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi
Sagar se gahara koi nahi
Ab aapki kya tarif karu
Dost me aap jaisa
Nalayak koi nahi!

 

Every second god remembers U

Every second god remembers U.
Every minute god blesses U.
Every hour god cares U.
Because every day I pray to him,
“Ladka bevakuf hai thoda jayada dhayan dena.”

 

Gobi ke phool

Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmine
Lily
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with you.

Because gobi ke phool ki to baat hi koi aur hai!

 

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho…
Kuchh nahin yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi

 

Hey! thats me

Modern…
Obedient…
Neatness…
Kindful…
Excellent…
Young…
Hey! thats me. Don’t be sad, even ur name is there,
Read the 1st letter of Every Word…

 

I am coke you are sprite..

Promise me we are true friends:
I am lamp you are light
I am coke you are sprite
I am sawan you are badal
I am normal you are pagal
I am water you are tanki
I am tarzan you are monkey…..Poooooh!!!

 

Kya leker jaoge?

Kya leker aye the?
Kya leker jaoge?
Mujhe sms nahi kar ke kitne paise bachaoge?
Itne paise bachaker kya…
Heaven mein bangla banaoge?

 

Langoor Ke Haath Me Angoor

Take a basket of grapes,
Now take the basket in ur hands and look at the mirror,
What will U see?
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LANGOOR KE HAATH ME ANGOOR.

 

Luv ke liye sala kuch bhi karega

Love & frnd r goin thru a village and luv fell in2 a well.
B’coz love is blind. Then frnd also fell in2 the well.
B’coz luv k liye saala kuch bhi karega !

 

Registan ke tufan ruka nahi karte

Registan ke tufan ruka nahi karte,
Samandar ke pani sukha nahi karte,
Aap DON ko SMS karo ya na Karo,
Par Don Dosto ke inbox Khali chhoda nahi karte!

 

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat,
Sweet words r nice 2 say,
But sweet people r really hard 2 find.
My goodness, how did U manage 2 find me!!!

 

Three monkeys ran from the zoo

3 Monkeys ran from zoo.
1st found watching TV.
2nd found playing football
And 3rd…
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No yaar, it’s not u…
Hamesa aisa hi kyu sochte ho? Wo mil nahi raha hai.

 

U were there..

When I was sad
U were there,
When I was crying
U were there,
When I was unhappy
U were there,
Now I have understood ke beta saare fashad ki jarr tum hi ho.

 

When I call you

When I call you:
1 ring means : I am missing U,
2 ring means : I like U,
3 ring means : I am thinking of U,
4 ring means : I need U,
5 ring means : Idiot phone utha.

 

Why I SMS U

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz…
Time pass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !

 
 
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