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NEWSFLASH.. Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1

NEWSFLASH.. Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the other was eating fireworks.They charged one and let the one off.
 

NEWFLASH tell all ur female m8s dat u can get

NEWFLASH tell all ur female m8s dat u can get 1000 tampons for ?1.No strings attacthed but 4 limited period.Its a bloody good deal!
 

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*NEWSFLASH* Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos

*NEWSFLASH* Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty & very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood hide?)
 

*NEWSFLASH* An independant study has proven dat

*NEWSFLASH* An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
 

*NEWSFLASH* A woman was found dead in her home

*NEWSFLASH* A woman was found dead in her home 2day!She was discoverd in her bath tub which was filled with milk & conflakes.the police suspect a cerial killer!
 
 
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