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Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep- wen we

Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep- wen we dream, wen we kiss?dis is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.Wen i close my eyes i c u!
 

Why do birds fall from da sky everytime u walk

Why do birds fall from da sky everytime u walk by? why do stars fall from da sky? cause like me they want 2 b near u!
 

What's the difference between pleasure and

What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.
 

Uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my

uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart.trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses.uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me- how do u plead?
 

Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna

Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u!
 

To live dis life i need a heartbeat.to have a

To live dis life i need a heartbeat.to have a heartbeat i need a heart.to have heart i need happiness.to have happiness i need u!
 

One day u'll ask me: "whats more important

One day u'll ask me: "whats more important to u- me or ur life?" ill say "my life" and u'll go and leave without even knowing that u are my life
 

If dreams werent dreams & dreams came true i

If dreams werent dreams & dreams came true i woodnt b here id b wiv u.Distance is 1 thing dat keeps us apart.But ull always remain in my heart!
 

I opened my purse and found it empty.i reached

I opened my purse and found it empty.i reached in 2 my pocket and found a few coins then i searched my heart and found u!dats wen i realised how rich i am
 

I have a little angel flying around with a

I have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person she hits get a little bit of my love...I hope she beats the hell out of you...!
 

I asked God 4 a rose & he gave me a garden.i ask

i asked God 4 a rose & he gave me a garden.i ask God 4 a drop of water & he gave me an ocean.i asked God 4 an angel &he gave me u!
 

I asked an angel 2 watch over u, but he back

I asked an angel 2 watch over u, but he back sooner than xpected!i asked y?He said "an angel doesnt need 2 watch over an angel!"
 

Dream a dream 2nite as u sleep.smile a smile

Dream a dream 2nite as u sleep.smile a smile 2morrow that u may keep.may all of ur dreams and wishes come true cause i could`nt find a better friend like u!
 
 
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