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Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent

Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.
 

Press down..More...Ok more...WOW yes ahh ohh

Press down..More...Ok more...WOW yes ahh ohh yes....almost there....oh god harder..faster..FEELS GOOD...oh goddd!...That's how I sex on text!
 

Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the

Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
 

Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!!

Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry
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Out of my mind. Back in five

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
 

On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one

On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.
 

Note - The key to a good relationship is the

Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
 

Nostalgia ain't what it used to

Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
 

Nope.....u still

Nope.....u still ugly!
 

My mom never saw the irony in calling me a

My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch
 

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
 

Mind intentionally left

Mind intentionally left blank...
 

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.
 

Life is sexually

Life is sexually transmitted
 

Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do

Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.
 

Just reminding u there is a very fine line

Just reminding u there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.
 

Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks

Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
 

It's better to let someone think you are an

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
 

It was an accident officer. I was cleaning my

It was an accident officer. I was cleaning my fingernails. With ahunting knife. And he ran into me. Backwards. 17 times.
 

Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny

Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.
 

In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called

In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob - So that's the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob to the car cuz it's too heavy.
 

Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper -

Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.
 
 
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