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Anything not nailed down is a cat

Anything not nailed down is a cat toy
 

Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you

Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?
 

Always remember you're unique, just like

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
 

Always remember you're unique - just like

Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
 

All computers wait at the same

All computers wait at the same speed
 

A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after

A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone
 

A hangover is the wrath of

A hangover is the wrath of grapes
 

A closed mouth gathers no

A closed mouth gathers no feet
 

***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends

***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for ?1
... No Strings attached
...but for a limited period ONLY!
...A bloody good deal!
 
 
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