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I know that Milk does the body good, but wow,

I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
 

Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I

Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
 

Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so

Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
 

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
 

Hi. Are you

Hi. Are you cute?
 

Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of

Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.
 

Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I

Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw
 

I wonder what our children will look

I wonder what our children will look like.
 

Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure

Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!
 

Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got

Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
 

You've made me so nervous that I've

You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.
 

You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to

You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!
 

You're so hot, your ass is on

You're so hot, your ass is on fire.
 

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
 

You're like milk, I just wanna make you part

You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast
 

You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just

You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya
 

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
 

You're good at mathematics, right? Would you

You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
 

You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic

You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
 

You should be someone's

You should be someone's wife.
 

You see my friend over there? He wants to know

You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
 

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
 
 
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