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Its always better to loose ur pride with someone

Its always better to loose ur pride with someone u luv rather than loose someone u luv 4ur useless pride.
 

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
 

It must be cold in here - or are you just happy

It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me?
 

Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot

Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
 

Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the

Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.
 

Is you father a lumberjack Because when ever I

Is you father a lumberjack Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
 

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
 

Is somebody not editing what I'm saying

Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here???
 

Is it time for your medication or

Is it time for your medication or mine?
 

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
 

INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add

INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)
 

Insanity is my only means of

Insanity is my only means of relaxation
 

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
 

If you were a laser, you'd be set on

If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
 

If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all

If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.
 

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
 

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
 

If we quit voting will they all go

If we quit voting will they all go away?
 

If it's too loud, you're too

If it's too loud, you're too old
 

If it ain't chocolate, it ain't

If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert
 

If it ain't broke, fix it until it

If it ain't broke, fix it until it is
 

If I want your opinion, I'll give it to

If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
 
 
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