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If I throw a stick, will you

If I throw a stick, will you leave?
 

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
 

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
 

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
 

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
 

If I could be anything, I'd love to be your

If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
 

If beauty were an hour, you'd be a

If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
 

If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the

If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"
 

I've just received government funding for a

I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
 

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
 

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
 

I'msorry, were you talking to me? Her: No.

I'msorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. .
 

I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick.

I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off?
 

I'm trying to determine after years of

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
 

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. .
 

I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to

I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
 

I'm on fire. Can I run through your

I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
 

I'm not trying anything, I always put my

I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
 

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert
 

I'm not getting older...I'm getting

I'm not getting older...I'm getting bitter
 

I'm good at maths,

I'm good at maths, U+I=69
 

I'm good at math,

I'm good at math, U+I=69
 
 
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