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I'm fighting the urge to make you the

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
 

I'm easy. Are

I'm easy. Are you?
 

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ...

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
 

I'm betting that you cannot wait until

I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.
 

I'm as confused as a termite in a

I'm as confused as a termite in a yo-yo
 

I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn

I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince
 

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
 

I went to ur house justnow - can't enter cos

I went to ur house justnow - can't enter cos door says *CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time ok!
 

I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm

I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
 

I think I can die happy now, coz I've just

I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.
 

I think about you when I

I think about you when I masturbate.
 

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
 

I may not be perfect, but I'm all I

I may not be perfect, but I'm all I got
 

I know a great way to burn off the calories in

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.
 

I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly

I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
 

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
 

I heard you took an IQ test and they said

I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.
 

I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day

I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".
 

I don't work here. I'm a

I don't work here. I'm a consultant
 

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier
 

I don't know what you think of me, but I

I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
 

I don't get even . . . . . I get

I don't get even . . . . . I get odder
 
 
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