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I can sense that you're a terrific lover,

I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
 

I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me

I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.
 

I am very, very lonely, and I was

I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'...
 

Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U

Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.
 

How was Heaven when you left

How was Heaven when you left it?
 

How do you get off a non-stop

How do you get off a non-stop flight?
 

How do I set the laser printer to

How do I set the laser printer to stun?
 

How come night falls but day

How come night falls but day breaks?
 

How can there be self-help

How can there be self-help groups?
 

Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a

Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
 

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
 

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
 

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
 

Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes

Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
 

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
 

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
 

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
 

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
 

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
 

Hey babe...can you suck start a

Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?
 

Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet

Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
 

Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just

Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
 
 
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