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Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
 

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
 

Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember -

Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!
 

Have a nice day. . . somewhere

Have a nice day. . . somewhere else
 

Hardest moment is not that when u lose something

Hardest moment is not that when u lose something n tears come out of ur eyes,But its d one wen u lose something n still u manage to smile...
 

Guilt -- the gift that keeps on

Guilt -- the gift that keeps on giving
 

Greetings and

Greetings and salivations
 

Grab yer bag Doll...you've just

Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...
 

Got two nipples for a

Got two nipples for a dime?
 

GOD IS NO WHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO

GOD IS NO WHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or GOD IS NOW HERE ! everything in life depends on how you look at them . always think positive
 

Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what

Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
 

Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin

Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.
 

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
 

Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat

Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
 

For a fat chick, you sure have small

For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
 

Familiarity breeds

Familiarity breeds children
 

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
 

Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you

Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
 

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
 

Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and

Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
 

Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate

Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
 

Excuse me, do you live around here

Excuse me, do you live around here often?
 
 
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