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You must be going to hell, because it is a sin

You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
 

You must be a high jumper, because you make my

You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
 

You know, you're very easy on the eyes...and

You know, you're very easy on the eyes...and very hard on my erection.
 

You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just

You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
 

You know the Power company is looking for you

You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.
 

You know how they say skin is the largest organ?

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
 

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way
 

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
 

You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten

You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.
 

You are so beautiful that I want to be

You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
 

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
 

You are here:

You are here: X
 

You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10

You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
 

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
 

Would you like to come to a party in my

Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
 

World's most beautiful sentence. =>...BUT, I

World's most beautiful sentence. =>...BUT, I LUV U. World's most selfish/ painful sentence_ => I LUV U, BUT. . . ..
 

Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like

Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.
 

Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease

Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!
 

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
 

Where there's a will, I want to be in

Where there's a will, I want to be in it
 

When ur lonely and upset, just turn to the

When ur lonely and upset, just turn to the mirror and say, "shit, im so cute." Then u'll feel fine... But dont make it a habit, cause liars go to hell!
 

When all else fails manipulate the

When all else fails manipulate the data
 
 
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