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Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
 

Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we

Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
 

Exceptions always outnumber

Exceptions always outnumber rules
 

Everyone is entitled to my

Everyone is entitled to my opinion
 

Does killing time damage

Does killing time damage eternity?
 

Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have

Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
 

Do you want to see something

Do you want to see something swell?
 

Do you think I could borrow that dress

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
 

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
 

Do you know, your hair and my pillow are

Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.
 

Do you know the essential difference between sex

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
 

Do you know the difference between a hamburger

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?
 

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
 

Do you know how to use a

Do you know how to use a whip?
 

Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the

Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
 

Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…)

Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some? (if yes…) Want some more?
 

Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin

Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
 

Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want

Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?
 

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
 

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
 

Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes]

Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
 

Do witches run spell

Do witches run spell checkers?
 
 
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