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Do pilots take

Do pilots take crash-courses?
 

Do not disturb. Already

Do not disturb. Already disturbed
 

Do I know you from somewhere, because I

Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
 

Demons are a Ghouls best

Demons are a Ghouls best Friend
 

Define Breast? B - Beautiful R -

Define Breast?
B - Beautiful
R - Round Shaped
E - Equipment
A - Amazingly
S - Soft With
T - Tasty Milk ......Peo aur jeo......
 

Darling, I'm new in this town - dya think I

Darling, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
 

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
 

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
 

Constipated people don't give a

Constipated people don't give a crap
 

Common sense isn't

Common sense isn't common
 

Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me

Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee.
 

Can you say constantinople backwards? Me

Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
 

Can I flirt with

Can I flirt with you?
 

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
 

Beauty is in the eye of the beer

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
 

Be unique and different, say

Be unique and different, say yes.
 

Be unique and different, just say

Be unique and different, just say yes.
 

Baicarumba...are those

Baicarumba...are those real?
 

As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me,

As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
 

Are we related? Do you want to

Are we related? Do you want to be?
 

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
 

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
 
 
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