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Allow me to introduce my

Allow me to introduce my selves
 

All stressed out and no one to

All stressed out and no one to choke
 

Adults are just kids who owe

Adults are just kids who owe money
 

Abracadabra! Nope.....u still

Abracadabra! Nope.....u still ugly!
 

A waist is a terrible thing to

A waist is a terrible thing to mind
 

A true relation is not like the RAIN which pours

A true relation is not like the RAIN which pours and goes away, but it shud be like the AIR, Sometimes may silent and slow but always around u..
 

A true n caring relation dosn't hv to speak

A true n caring relation dosn't hv to speak loud,a soft sms is just enuf, b'coz it's not d mouth dat realy speaks,its d hrt that feels..
understnd it.
 

A feature is a bug with

A feature is a bug with seniority
 

,(". " ."), // ((,, send

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send this Ganesh to 7 people .good luck will follow immediately. Warning :- Dnt delete it. I am sure u will recv good news.
 

''Success is like your own shadow...if u

''Success is like your own shadow...if u try to catch it u will never succeed..ignore it and walk in ur own way.It will follow u!''..
 

"Criminal Lawyer" is a

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy
 
 
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