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What's a nice girl like you doing with a

What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
 

What time do you have to be back in

What time do you have to be back in heaven?
 

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.
 

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
 

What Is More Painful?

What
Is
More
Painful?
When a person
Whom u trusted
Hurts u,
Or
The
person
Whom u
hurted
still trust u??
 

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
 

We do precision

We do precision guesswork
 

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
 

Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get

Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
 

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
 

Want to come into the garden see my big juicy

Want to come into the garden see my big juicy tomatoes?
 

Want to come into the garden see my big hard

Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?
 

Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I

Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.
 

Wait until the end of the evening when

Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving."
 

Victory is not the measure of the position where

Victory is not the measure of the position where you are, rather than it is the amount of obstacles crossed by you to reach that position*.........*
 

Today's subliminal message is . .

Today's subliminal message is . . .
 

Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person -

Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person - Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!
 

This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found

This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you
 

There's this movie I wanted to see and my

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.
 

There's just one thing your eyes haven't

There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.
 

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
 

There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna

There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that ass.
 
 
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