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The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we

The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
 

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
 

The purpose of a relationship is not to have

The purpose of a relationship is not to have someone who might complete u, but to have someone with whom u might share your incompletness.
 

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
 

The only thing that matters is that we're

The only thing that matters is that we're together.
 

The older I get, the older old

The older I get, the older old is
 

The best things in life aren't

The best things in life aren't things
 

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
 

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
 

Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say,

Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"
 

Strip mining prevents forest

Strip mining prevents forest fires
 

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
 

So....How am I

So....How am I doin'?
 

Smtimes we mst gt hurt in order2Grow, we

Smtimes we mst gt hurt in order2Grow,
we mst fail in order 2 Know,
we must lose in order 2 Gain.
Bcoz
some Lessons r Best Learned thru Pain..
 

Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die

Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?
 

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
 

Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it

Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good.
 

Sensible Thought: Do not loose what you have, by

Sensible Thought: Do not loose what you have, by desiring what U dont have; Because, what you have now, is one of the many things, u once desired....
 

Sending u '1000' smiles, take one for

Sending u '1000' smiles, take one for now & keep remaining 999 under ur pillow. Pick out 1 everytime u think of me, b'coz i wanna c u smiling always..
 

See a mistake as a mistake, not as "my" or "her"

See a mistake as a mistake, not as "my" or "her" mistake. "my" means guilt; "her" means anger.
 

Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you

Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
 

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
 
 
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