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Say, did we go to different schools

Say, did we go to different schools together?
 

Save a horse, ride a

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
 

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before.
 

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
 

Remember me like pressed flower in ur

Remember me like pressed flower in ur Notebook.It may not b having any fragnance,but will remind u of my existance 4ever..in ur life.
 

Relax, its only Ones and

Relax, its only Ones and Zeros
 

Relation is when someone hurts u,u dnt hurt

Relation is when someone hurts u,u dnt hurt back..
When someone shouts at u,
u dont shout back,But
when someone needs u,
u always come back
 

Really like your peaches, wanna shake your

Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
 

Please help the homeless. Take me home with

Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
 

People often feel smthin but Express smthin

People often feel smthin but Express smthin else..
Dey mean smthin but Say smthin else
So learn d art of sayin nothin
in such a way,dat it leavs Nothin Unsaid
 

Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you

Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
 

Pardon me but I was just about to go home and

Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you?
 

Out of Body. Back in Five

Out of Body. Back in Five Minutes
 

Of course there's lots of fish in the sea,

Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.
 

Nothing succeeds like

Nothing succeeds like excess
 

No guts, no glory, no brain, same

No guts, no glory, no brain, same story
 

Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom

Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor
 

Never hurt a heart that cares for u,bcoz wounded

Never hurt a heart that cares for u,bcoz wounded hearts r like crushd flowers dat never bloom again but leave d perfume on d hands dat crush them...............
 

Like the look of your

Like the look of your crotch.
 

LIFE has no rewinds & forwards, it

LIFE has no rewinds & forwards,
it unfolds itself at its own pace.
So never MISS a chance to LIVE today to make a BEAUTIFUL story for 2MORRO..!
Keep smlng
 

Justice: A decision in your

Justice: A decision in your favor
 

Just because you're smart does not mean that

Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.
 
 
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