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Every good-bye is the birth of a

Every good-bye is the birth of a memory
 

You may not be too hard on my secretaries. They

You may not be too hard on my secretaries. They are sweet and understanding when I arrive at the office after having a tough day at home.
 

You can't walk in the light without causting

You can't walk in the light without causting a shadow
 

Words of a client in an antique shop: do you

Words of a client in an antique shop: do you have anything new ?
 

Without the rubber tree the whole world would

Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS
 

When you yell 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you

When you yell 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough energy to warm one cup of coffee. ( Niet echt de moeite dus!)
 

When you turn you nose 180 degrees, you would

When you turn you nose 180 degrees, you would drown when it rains
 

When you choose not to make a choice, you do

When you choose not to make a choice, you do choose because you choose not to choose.
 

When I was young I begged God for a bike, but

When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!
 

What do you have in common with your husband ? "

What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."
 

We have to make a choice, the truth or the

We have to make a choice, the truth or the appearances. You can loose yourself if you are never you.
 

Trains never follow the schedule, they follow

Trains never follow the schedule, they follow the rails
 

Today is the day ... It comes only once- ...

Today is the day ... It comes only once- ... because tomorrow ...is no longer today. Enjoy life... it is possible ...but do it today ... because today is the day
 

There are so many things I have to do, that I

There are so many things I have to do, that I should better go to sleep.
 

There are days that nothing goes your way, but

There are days that nothing goes your way, but does it help to complain? No, not a bit. So, stand up to it, list all the points and put your schoulders to the wheel, even worries go away.
 

The secret of success lies not in doing your own

The secret of success lies not in doing your own work but in recognizing the right man to do it.
 

The sea consists of water drops, the sand dunes

The sea consists of water drops, the sand dunes of grains of sand, time of moments, use them with common sense!
 

The past becomes longer and longer and the

The past becomes longer and longer and the future shorter and shorter, the hope in the future is bigger than the regrets for the past
 

The one who asks is a fool for 5 minutes, the

The one who asks is a fool for 5 minutes, the one who does not ask, remains a fool for ever
 

Some people live because it is illegal to kill

Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!
 

Richness has eternal value if we use it to make

Richness has eternal value if we use it to make others happy.
 

Real anarchists play chess without

Real anarchists play chess without kings.
 
 
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