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Getting an other boyfriend or husband is like

Getting an other boyfriend or husband is like buying a house. You have to improve yourself.
 

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die...
 

Every married man knows why they name hurricanes

Every married man knows why they name hurricanes after women
 

Do not keep hanging in the past, do not dream of

Do not keep hanging in the past, do not dream of the future, but concentrate on the present.
 

Common sense and a sense of humour are the sames

Common sense and a sense of humour are the sames things but at different speeds. A good sense of humor is just common sense that dances.
 

Children in the backseat cause accidents...

Children in the backseat cause accidents... Accidents in the back seat cause children.
 

Boredom was the other word for a safe and

Boredom was the other word for a safe and undisturbed life.
 

Be nice to those who smoke, every sigarette may

Be nice to those who smoke, every sigarette may be their last.
 

All mushrooms are eatable. But some you can only

All mushrooms are eatable. But some you can only eat once.
 

All computers wait at the sames

All computers wait at the sames speed.
 

Aiming to remain good sports, we park as close

Aiming to remain good sports, we park as close as possible near the sports centre.
 

A pessimist is someone who believes that women

A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.
 

A lawyer says 'we' won' or

A lawyer says 'we' won' or 'You' have lost.
 

A fart is nothing more than a lost

A fart is nothing more than a lost cough.
 
 
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