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Yesterday is but today's memory, and

Yesterday is but today's memory, and tomorrow is today's dream.
 

Yesterday is a cancelled cheque, tomorrow is a

Yesterday is a cancelled cheque, tomorrow is a promissory note , today is cash...spend it wisely.
 

Yes, Love indeed is light from heaven; A spark

Yes, Love indeed is light from heaven; A spark of that immortal fire With angels shared, by Allah given To lift from earth our low desire.
 

Y do v close our eyes wen V pray, wen v

Y do v close our eyes wen
V pray, wen v cry, wen V kiss,
wen V Dream cuz d most b'ful things
in lyf r unseen n felt only by heart...
 

Would you rather be with the one you love or the

Would you rather be with the one you love or the one who loves you?
 

Worrying is like a rocking chair it gives you

Worrying is like a rocking chair it gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere. - Van Wilder
 

Work sucks ... Ladies go to

Work sucks ... Ladies go to work.
 

Work is love made visible. And if you cannot

Work is love made visible. And if you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work and sit at the gate of the temple and take alms of those who work with joy.
 

Words are, of course, the most powerful drug

Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.
 

Words are like spears: Once they leave your lips

Words are like spears: Once they leave your lips they can never come back.
 

Words and hearts should be handled with care,

Words and hearts should be handled with care, for words when spoken and hearts when broken are the hardest things to repair.
 

Wonder is the beginning of

Wonder is the beginning of wisdom.
 

Women wish to be loved not because they are

Women wish to be loved not because they are pretty, or good, or well bred, or graceful, or intelligent, but because they are themselves.
 

Women now have choices. They can be married, not

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.
 

Women love always: when earth slips from them,

Women love always: when earth slips from them, they take refuge in heaven.
 

Women have usually nothing to wear and no room

Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away!
 

Women are made to be loved, not

Women are made to be loved, not understood..
 

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Women are made to be loved, not understood. ~Oscar Wilde
 

Woman know that they are not that pretty any

Woman know that they are not that pretty any more when they have nothing to wear.
 

Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while

Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life
 

Without trust, words become the hollow sound of

Without trust, words become the hollow sound of a woodengong. With trust, words become life itself.
 

Without romance, love gets dry. Without respect,

Without romance, love gets dry. Without respect, love gets lost. Without caring, love gets boring. Without honesty, love gets unhappy, and without trust, love gets unstable.
 
 
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